godzillasflyingpizza:
why-bless-your-heart:
why-bless-your-heart:
Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did
Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.
Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.
jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid
me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong
(via planetary-toro)
worldsworstfather:
before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would have gotten me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, carry on
(Source: hexglyphs, via beez-in-a-dryer)
chonce:
does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine
My dad has been watching The Greatest Showman on repeat for months now. Anyone else’s dad obsessed with a musical about the founding of Barnum and Bailey’s Circus or is it just mine
(via beez-in-a-dryer)